Now go upstairs & line your throat with vaseline, Makes your voice come out smoother. Its an old Elton John trick

Stan Smith- American Dad (via electroinferno)

Backs straight, girls. And remember, those books are for posture ONLY. A literate girl is a lonely girl.

Roger Smith (as Madeline Carpal Tunnel. A finishing school headmistress). (via thesystemhasfailedyou)